Christmas Presents Online

For your mum

Photos and magnets have become the ultimate fridge accessories, with smiley snaps of your friends and family beautifying fridges across the land. So it makes sense that somebody’s had the bright idea to combine the two with the Fridge Magnet Photo Frame. No longer will your fridge be restricted to just a couple of photos, as this mini digi-frame can store up to 66 of them and scroll through them at any speed you want between five and eighty seconds. It’s got 32MB of internal memory, supports JPG, GIF and BMP images, has both automatic and manual image change modes, and will scroll away happily through your photos for up to 11 hours from a single charge. A very bright idea that ensures you’ll never bore of the photos on your fridge ever again.

For your Dad

The Sat Nag is the best in-car invention since the Sat Nav, if not better. Even if it is guaranteed to get you nowhere fast, it is one of those jokes that just keeps on giving. Push the button on the front and a very well-recorded, condescending woman’s voice will come out with one of a host of hysterical Sat Nav-type commands. With such crackers as: “I know you’re a man, but it’s been 35 minutes now, so can you please admit you’re lost and ask someone the way”; and “In 100 metres turn left. No right, err, no left. Sorry, I never can tell my left from my right”, as well as “In 50 metres I’m going to put on my most annoying voice and say ‘Is your short cut really faster when we get stuck in traffic like this, well, is it darling?” and “In 100 metres I’m going to talk to you in that special voice, which should let you know you’ve upset me in some way that is bound to be your fault”.

For your grandma

Deal with your Arachnophobia at arms length with the Spider Catcher. As amusing as it may be to crush spiders and other insects, this environmentally-friendly approach will do a better job of it and give you that content “wouldn’t hurt a fly” attitude too.

For your grandad

You’ve never got a fishing rod on you when you want one. If only we had a Pen Fishing Rod to hand? This clever little gadget is about the size of a large marker pen at only eight inches long, and yet opens up to become an aluminium alloy 4ft fishing rod, complete with a left and right handed reel (packed separately), a 5lb breaking strain line, and even includes a triple hook spinner. Never again will you be caught short when you spot a fish rise, and it’s small enough to carry with you everywhere!

Don't forget the Stocking Fillers